HOLY CRAP.

We don't have a professional baseball team in Oregon, where I grew up, and I never really connected with any of the teams down in California, so over time I've just kind of become a common law Red Sox fan, and a de facto Yankees hater. So tonight's unstoppable ass-handing was pretty incredible, even without factoring in the whole 80 year underdog subplot and the fact that fans of both teams live in densely populated urban areas and tend to be absolutely fucking mental.

And I'm sure the Beltway talking heads are just drooling at the thought of an epic Texas vs. Massachussetts showdown this close to the election.