This was a truly epic week, worthy of a truly epic writeup, but I've been having some of the worst luck in the world lately, computerwise, and I've spent 20 of the last 16 hours in transit and am literally melting this chair with summer tour stench, so I'm going to take a shower and try this fresh in the morning, when my thoughts are collected and my kid brother isn't harassing me to get out of his room.